When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
albinwonderland: Angelina: That’s what we talked about last night. Captain: We talked last night? Angelina: We had a long conversation about how you don’t pay attention. Captain: Okay, this is going to sound really douchey, but I really don’t remember that. I just had a similar conversation with my boyfriend, no lie.
Well according to my calculations,